We all know how much The President of the United States loves Canada. So much so that he wants to make us their 51 State. During this time of romantic celebration we should look at the indicators suggested by The American Association of Psychology that this is true love and affection…
What couples should do while in a relationship…
Should write letters to each other communicating often: Presidential decree’s galore have flown from the Oval Offices Desk this past week. Usually not very good for Canadians. Trump expresses a selfish love.
Give Small thoughtful Gifts: The President is offering citizenship to the greatest nation on earth, America. Who could reject such a gesture??? 🙂
When together put away your phones and electronic devises: Now this is difficult for the Donald. He has so much to say, and do. Plans that will expand upon our relationship like perhaps annexation.
Stay Open and Vulnerable in Conversation: There is a lot of diplomatic talk, but unfortunately, closed minds set upon Continental Expansion will not relent.
Spend time together Outside: Sure there are photo shoot opportunities but backroom politics is much more his style.
Holding off on physical intimacy: The “Taco Man” has little time and puts in little effort respecting those females around him. It’s an attitude developed over many decades in business. After all, what are women for? Right?
Doing stuff together: President Trump and his Manager Elon Musk work together in secret, planning the future of the New America – the New World Order. Seems like an independent Canada is not part of this order unless it is part of America.
Calling and not texting: The President texts every 3-5 minutes, often while in compromising situations. Artificial Intelligence and the Donald are one, united by the grand master Elon Musk. Face-to-face communication with the President is difficult to manage, so most Canadian Diplomats need to communicate with the administration’s minions.
Dress Your Best: The President does try to impress, but usually you see him in the same power suit or gulf attire. It seems you are what you wear, boring conservative and power hungry.
Be a Gentleman Always: Well Webster’s defines a gentleman as a “chivalrous, courteous and honorable man”. While he is behaving himself this term, the real man will surface soon. Canadians need to realize they are facing a eco-political force with great power and we are in his sights.
Who among you would like a relationship with President Trump? Called the most powerful man on the planet, transformed America into a conservative arcade of traditionalism and balancing the budget or else mentality, a friend to all billionaires, Princes and Dictators alike. Appealing anyone?
Once Canada is married to America, it will be difficult getting a divorce, so be sure what you want. History may take your choice away from you, so be diligent, aware and be prepared to fight the good fight.
Have a wonderful Valentine’s Day celebration.
Steven Kaszab
Bradford, Ontario
