A fictional story to pique your interest and provoke conversation… Viva Canada. Up Your Donald!
A sunny day in Ottawa. Midday, hot and heavy with smoke. The Prime Minister gathered his Security and Defence Team to discuss what can be done to end the Trump Onslaught of Tariffs against Canadians and other allies.
The Defence Minister (Minister of Peace, Not War) had a thought and expressed it. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a plan to use the threat from Mother Nature against the American Predators to the south.
“Set up Massive Fans @150 Kilometres along the Canada US Border pointed to strategic Urban Centers on the other side of the Fence of demarcation. Use these devices to blow Mother Natures Smoke filled air across the border into American Territory as a weapon of “psychological rethink”. An advertising program will be pre-developed to explain the Canadian Action to our citizens, and another broadcast sent to all American Media Outlets entitled”…
“Friends, America has threatened Canada and many of its allies with retaliatory tariffs. This is an act of Economic-Political War. Mother Nature has provided Canada with a non-destructive, direct and effective response”.
1. Canadians are directed not to visit or do business with America if it can be helped
2. Air quality will be used against those Americans who act against Canada’s best interests
3. Financial, social, and Political pressure will be placed upon America’s Citizenry who have allowed President Trump to threaten our land, our people and our future.
4. Direct action will be taken against America in the High Courts in The Hague and the United Nations.
5. A pledge will be made to never “invade” America (although we basically own half of Florida already)
“The fans will continue to work throughout the Forest Fire Period in Canada if and only if America continues to threaten Canada diplomatically and apply unjust and unwarranted duties against our industrial complex and that of our allies”
“We will continue this strategy, along with another devised by our Defence Department to be used during the winter months of 2026-2027 until America’s Congress does the following”….
1. Take all forms of social media devices from Donald Trump and V.P. Vance, please!
2. Agree to an annexation by Canada of Western New York
3. Pay back to Canada and other allies all tariffs paid x 3 (interest & for pain and suffering caused).
4. Apologize in writing for allowing President Trump to get out of hand and harm our international relationship.
“If this is done, Canada will have a future vote on whether they wish to join America or not not binding, of course). Furthermore, one year after Donald Trump and his Republican Minions are voted out of power if that should happen) All Canadians on July 4th would proclaim loudly and with joy, “God Bless America”!!!
The Prime Minister received a wholesome unanimity in the cabinet vote. Canada was at War. Revenge will be sweet until the American Tanks roll over the Peace and Bobby Orr Peace Bridge, annexing our nation, our futures.
Canada will be a part of a Continental America one day. This is a historically evolutionary fact. But with Donald Trump as President??? HELL NO!
Steven Kaszab
Bradford, Ontario
